Not Here to Do Everything

asktheroaches:

ask-ramirez:

asktheroaches:

ask-ramirez:

The answer is yes. - (Roach)

NO IT ISN’T-!

Agh, why am I justifying myself to you?

Hey, it just so happens that I have a dick too, and oh look, it’s got balls attached to it!

Dude, when you itch them, you just get a boner. Sure, it ain’t gonna be on purpose, but it happens.

It’s like morning wood. Sort of. - (Roach)

Look, I don’t exactly want to know about your dick OR it’s attachments.

All I know is that I certainly do not get aroused when I itch my own parts.

Oh my God.

Don’t tell me you can’t… get it up. - (Roach)

WHAT-!

I NEVER SAID-!

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