Not Here to Do Everything
Any idea as to why you and Foley didn't show up in MW3?

The storyline simply followed another group of talented soldiers this time around.

There’s so many soldiers that gave blood in that war…I’m glad some other guys got to share the spotlight.

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Oh my God.

Don’t tell me you can’t… get it up. - (Roach)

WHAT-!

I NEVER SAID-!

You scared me for a second, man.

But even if you did, it wouldn’t really be a problem.

I had this friend back in the Army who got shot in the thigh and couldn’t get his dick up for awhile. - (Roach)

I didn’t say I could or couldn’t.

We should.

Stop talking about this.

Wait, can you or can you not get it up?

I’m a bit concerned, Ramirez. - Roach

i mean how is this going to affect us

ROACH. I’M DONE WITH THIS TOPIC.

D-O-N-E AS IN DONE, NOT DUNN.

Look it’s not like we HAVE to do it. I mean there’s other stuff that we can do.

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Oh my God.

Don’t tell me you can’t… get it up. - (Roach)

WHAT-!

I NEVER SAID-!

You scared me for a second, man.

But even if you did, it wouldn’t really be a problem.

I had this friend back in the Army who got shot in the thigh and couldn’t get his dick up for awhile. - (Roach)

I didn’t say I could or couldn’t.

We should.

Stop talking about this.

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The answer is yes. - (Roach)

NO IT ISN’T-!

Agh, why am I justifying myself to you?

Hey, it just so happens that I have a dick too, and oh look, it’s got balls attached to it!

Dude, when you itch them, you just get a boner. Sure, it ain’t gonna be on purpose, but it happens.

It’s like morning wood. Sort of. - (Roach)

Look, I don’t exactly want to know about your dick OR it’s attachments.

All I know is that I certainly do not get aroused when I itch my own parts.

Oh my God.

Don’t tell me you can’t… get it up. - (Roach)

WHAT-!

I NEVER SAID-!

asktheroaches:

ask-ramirez:

The answer is yes. - (Roach)

NO IT ISN’T-!

Agh, why am I justifying myself to you?

Hey, it just so happens that I have a dick too, and oh look, it’s got balls attached to it!

Dude, when you itch them, you just get a boner. Sure, it ain’t gonna be on purpose, but it happens.

It’s like morning wood. Sort of. - (Roach)

Look, I don’t exactly want to know about your dick OR it’s attachments.

All I know is that I certainly do not get aroused when I itch my own parts.

I'm assuming you don't like chili con carne? - Roach

I’ve never actually had it.

Chili seems sort of nasty.

All sloppy and red and spicy.

That doesn’t sound very nice.

The answer is yes. - (Roach)

NO IT ISN’T-!

Agh, why am I justifying myself to you?

Do you like chili con carne?
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Fuck you.

Just.

Fuck you.

When you itch your balls, do you get a boner?
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Is this that same time you told me you woke up and found them and thought that you shit your pants or someone else shit in them? - Roach

I have never shit my pants, thank you very much.

Anyways. I didn’t know that Dunn had been in my things until the next morning when I was getting dressed. Foley was yelling at me a lot, so I didn’t have time to wash them. :C